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Sep 4 2009

lol

I got back from lunch today to see this in my Pidgin window:

Ryan: The mayo in the fridge I put on my sandwich
Ryan: had an expiration date of 10/18/09
Ryan: so I believe that is a sign
Ryan: that our honeymoon will be
Ryan: like mayonnaise

… and I giggled.

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Aug 28 2009

Health Care is Kind of a Joke

Image courtesy of twenty-twenty.ca

I’ve been “sick” for a while now.

But I still don’t know what’s wrong. Over the last three or four months, I’ve spent somewhere over a thousand dollars and have had about five different diagnoses, and I still don’t know that any of them are right. Here’s the story.
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Feb 24 2009

10 Reasons Why Dieting Sucks

Ryan and I have been trying to lose a little weight – not to cave into the “You’re engaged! You have to lose weight!!” idea that pervades my Facebook ads, but to be in better health overall – and so we temporarily suspended our vegetarianism (which we love) for Atkins (which frankly, we hate). I had lost quite a bit of weight on Atkins when I graduated college six years ago, so we figured it was worth a try. We have already lost weight, but that is without a doubt the only good part of this ordeal. Read on for 10 reasons why dieting sucks.

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Feb 6 2009

Rules of the Road, Springfield Edition

After spending more than two years in St Louis, I can safely say I know what insane traffic is like. Now that I live in a smaller city, I find that while the pace is slowed, the insanity is by no means lessened. And so, since so many of the ways people drive around here make me crazy, I present The Rules of the Road, Springfield Edition.

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